No Water but Many Dogs

There's so much going on! Where to start?

Hmm... well, Minerva the kitten is still doing well in her quirky, anti-statistical way. She's still waaaay too small, but is developing and flourishing otherwise.


She's starting to get bored with the bottle, but hasn't got the hang of solid food yet. That's probably because she REFUSES to even LOOK at any solid food that is not hard, dry kibble. No rice gruel (even with kitten milk in it), no wet kitten food, and not even any dry kibbles that have been soaked in water OR milk. So she only wants to try and eat the hard, dry kibbles, but she's not very good at chewing. Or swallowing.

Sigh.

A local news reporter showed up at work today to take pictures of Minerva and interview me about her. I guess we'll be in the news next week.


In slightly older news, I drove home from work on Friday to find a geyser in our road. Then they closed our road, and then our house lost running water. Uh-oh! Unfortunately and tragically, we discovered we had no water when we were trying to refill the kitten's hot water bottle that keeps her warm. They had the pipes fixed in under five hours, but still, I mean, c'mon, we got kittens here.


Then, on the weekend, we helped out with a big fundraiser for CAPS. It was a dog walkathon that Nay organizes every year. This year we had 37 dogs (and many more people) all go on a walk through our town at the same time, and Nay managed to raise almost $2,700 for the animals with this event, mostly through individual sponsorships.



It was totally fun times, but it turned out to be on the only cold day we've had so far in September. Our little Oliver got cold and had to be put in my jacket, and Nay's new dog Chili, a rescue Chihuahua, had to be put in hers. I had to show her. She's new at little dogs.

A Parade and a Party

Sometimes, you just have to see something to believe it.


Who thought this was a good idea? Really, who? I think I'm going to have nightmares about the balloon on lady legs.

Anyway.

It was Ciderfest in our little corner of the Annapolis Valley this past weekend and we caught the parade by accident when we were out walking the dogs. Arlo LOVED the cows and the fire trucks.



On Saturday night we went to a party. It was hosted by one of our friend's relatives, and seems to have been a tribute party on the anniversary of someone who was killed... during a drug deal? Or something? And a bunch of metal heads, drug dealers, and bikers all got together? And there was live music, a giant party tent, and a lit up picture of the deceased? And, for some reason, we went too. Oh, and we took a three-week old kitten with us just to make the situation more bizarre. It's hard to explain to a drunk lady why you are in her friend's kitchen during some sort of death-metal murder tribute party, warming a miniature baby bottle under the tap.

They were actually all very nice people, but it seriously was a rough crowd.


As the night wore on, we sat around a fire on the fringes of the crowd, listening to surprisingly well-equipped bands of varying degrees of talent play loud music.

To amuse ourselves during the bad music, we made faces at each other and tried to sing along.


Would you like to hear some of the less talented musicians that performed? Here ya go:



Anyway, it was a pretty entertaining evening.



Back on the home front, we are eagerly anticipating fencing supplies. All of our posts were planted by Thursday - I kind of enjoyed all the digging and measuring and throwing around of dirt and rocks.


The wire fencing will hopefully arrive some time during the coming week, and then up it goes! I'm excited!

Holes and Posts

A long weekend!

And we thought we'd actually relax or something. HA HA, no.


We woke up and had a pleasant morning on Saturday, taking our time to do a few small chores and errands. One of Mark's chores was to call Willie the Farmer and try to set up a time to get him out to our house to dig holes for a fence. Willie the Farmer has an excavator and had mentioned that he'd be happy to come out and give us a hand some time.

Getting contractors out to do work is a tricky thing though. We've been waiting on our other contractor for months now to get new siding put on the house. We call and pester sometimes, but no luck yet.

So Mark called Willie the Farmer about digging the holes for our fence, and Willie said "how about right now?"

Aaaahh!

We rushed to the hardware store to buy fence posts, sonnet tubes, and concrete. As soon as we'd agreed on what to get, I left Mark to load the truck and started to walk home in case Willie the Farmer beat us there. Good thing - as soon as I left the hardware store, Willie drove by. I ran home (it's only like three blocks) and chit-chatted with Willie while he unloaded his excavator from his trailor. That took all of two minutes, then he looked at me and asked me what I wanted him to do.

I panicked.

Mark was nowhere to be seen, and I really didn't want to direct the guy to start digging holes in the ground all by my lonesome. I sucked it up though, pointed to the ground, and said "start there".

He did. Thankfully, our friends Chani and Captain D. showed up for moral support shortly after the digging started. Fifteen minutes later, Mark arrived with a big truckload of supplies, and I ran away so that he'd have to direct the digging of the holes.


Nay and Jay eventually came over too, and it turned into an impromptu Labour Party (on Labour Day weekend, no less) and all the guys got going on sinking the corner posts, which needed to be cemented in. Chani and I got started on dinner for everyone. Okay, Chani actually made food in my kitchen and I helped by buying groceries and cleaning things up. We all had a pretty good time - Willie the Farmer dug 33 holes, the guys got 5 posts cemented in, and everyone had a great dinner/party afterward.


Mark and I have gotten 16 more posts in the ground in the past two days. There are 12 to go, then a bunch of T-posts in the treed area where we aren't putting wood posts, then actual fencing. Sounds like a lot, but we already did the hardest part. ACTUALLY STARTING.

In other news, Minerva the kitten is finally putting weight on. She'll be three weeks old tomorrow, and although she's still very small for her age, she's doing great.

Almost Two Weeks Old

Minerva has been by my side for every moment, waking and sleeping, since we got her. She goes to work with me. She goes to my volunteer meetings with me, and she also goes to social events with me.

At twelve days old she weighed as much as the average just-born kitten. Although she has opened her eyes and is developing, she is incredibly small and does not do much in the way of gaining weight. I've made an educated guess that she was a premature kitten, which sucks, because it's hard enough to hand-raise a normal kitten.


We go everywhere together. We stay home together. When she eats a big meal I am so proud of her strength, and the whole world seems a bit brighter. When she seems suspiciously, scarily tired or just won't eat, I'm convinced she will die.


Slowly, slowly, she is stabilizing. She will be two weeks old tomorrow and she weighs as much as a granola bar. Although there are no guarantees at this point, she's doing well.

I get up at 2:30 in the morning to feed her, and as I do so I will her to live. To drink her milk and grow. Live.

How Could We Say No?

We'll be taking care of this tiny kitten for the next month, if she lives. She is about four days old now and was found in a wood pile. We've named her Minerva.

We still have the other three young feral kitties at the moment, but they are leaving tomorrow. They are no longer sick and space has opened up for them in a room of other kittens that are up for adoption.


The little lady of the bunch, June Bug, looks a bit uncertain here:


... but what kitten in its right mind can resist a camera cord:


She's so feminine and cute.


And Crosby here, well he has the attitude. Perhaps because he is older than the other two, he feels he can beat everyone else up.


He's such a punk.



And of course Cricket, the blue-eyed heartbreaker of the trio.


It's a good think they're all so cute, because man are they stinky.


(... but still cute.)

Mark's New Job

So on the weekend, when Emmy Lou got out, Willie the Farmer lent Chani and Captain D. his cow trailer to transport her home in. As a thank-you, Captain D. and Mark went out with Willie that afternoon and helped him to hay. Willie the Farmer is (of course) a farmer, and he is ALWAYS on the go. I see him puttering all around his small community in his tractor or his beat up farm pickup, doing outdoorsy farm things with a smile shining out from under his wild mountain-man beard. He's kind of a hoot.

In all, the boys spent a few hours hauling bales of hay off the field and onto Willie the Farmer's truck with him. When they were done, some country haggling went on. Willie the Farmer was grateful for the help and wanted to pay Mark.

Mark said no.

Willie the Farmer insisted.

Captain D. told Mark to just ask for ten bucks and be done with it, so he did. Willie the Farmer made a face at this amount and gave him twenty instead, and told him how hard it was to find anyone who was actually willing to work.

Mark had fun haying and slept well that night. He had done something productive, even if it wasn't one of the many projects we have around our house that need doing. There's a lot to get done around here, and the list is growing all the time. In particular, I'm a bit discouraged by the lack of progress we've made in our grand plan to fence in our yard. I had such visions of the dogs running and playing in perfect safety right in our own back yard, but it just hasn't happened yet. We've priced materials and made a general plan, but the kicker is digging the post holes. This is going to be a loooong fence. Lots of big holes. Can't realistically do it by hand.

Ah well. I mentioned it to Nay at work a few days later, and she quietly suggested that we give Willie the Farmer a call. After all, he owns a backhoe.

Well how 'bout that? It was a good thought, but as it turns out we didn't have to call Willie - he called here tonight to ask Mark if he felt like haying. Mark said he had plans but would be up for it next time. He asked Willie the Farmer about helping us with our fence, and ladies and gentlemen, we have a backhoe at our disposal.

Things have a circular way of getting done out here in the country.

The Porch and The Pig

So a few weeks back our friends Nay, Jay, Chani, and Captain D. came over to our house to help us rip down an old plaster wall and rebuild it with drywall. This had been a pre-planned Labour Party, and we're supposed to return the favour at their houses now, too.


This past week, Nay and Jay were ready for their Labour Party. They have an old porch on the front of their house that had been enclosed in years past and used to house chickens. You can imagine the disaster that became. When they bought their house, they ripped off the exterior walls because they wanted it to become a porch again. The floor was rotting out though, so that's where we come in.


On a balmy evening we made our way over to their house to shore up the foundation for the porch and build a new floor. My job was to take pictures and drink wine get boards out of the barn.

And take pictures.

And drink wine.

But I also helped cook dinner and stuff, and I did get a lot of boards out of the barn because Chani went there to do the same and got scared away because there were too many bats flying around. So naturally, when I was done getting boards I went back to try and take pictures of the bats. This is the best I got, but at least it's a record of the little guys:


It was very peaceful. There was a big swarm of bats and they were silently dipping and weaving everywhere, eating insects. I left them to their hunt and went back to the porch-building party, where Chani was still swearing and ducking from bats.


The porch was almost done by this time, and just as the boys were running out of screws, the last board was suddenly on and it was complete!


Huzzah! Next it will be Chani and Captain D.'s turn to get some work done on their house.

Earlier in the week, Chani and I had made a little field trip into The City to get special groceries and other supplies that aren't available around these parts. We picked up her mother on the way back and brought her to the valley for a visit. In the car on the way home, I got into a bit of a militant but polite discussion with her about the ethics of vegetarianism. Chani's mother looked at me and said "so, is your husband a vegetarian too?"

I told her yes. She blinked, looked at her daughter, and said "so, what, did you put out an ad when you bought your house?"

Honestly, it's a valid point. This is a rural area that has no particular, concrete draw for people of our ilk. None of the six of us had ever lived in Annapolis County before buying our respective houses, but here we are. We all volunteer for the same animal rescue group, we're all first-generation vegetarians ('cept the traitor Captain D.) who love sushi and other ethnic foods (which can't be found around here AT ALL), and we all have a large multitude of animals in our respective 100+ year old heritage houses. You guys think WE'RE crazy for harbouring the eight cats and three dogs right now? I'm not even going to tell you what the other two households have. I'll give you a hint though: they both have more animals in total than us, and their pets include farm animals.

We've only been friends with these people for about six months, but it already feels like years. It's strange.

This morning we got home from walking our dogs and had a phone message from Nay, asking for help with Emmy Lou.

Remember Emmy Lou?


She's Chani and Captain D.'s pet pig. Their 700 pound pet pig. She got loose again, and had been on the lam for two days now.

She had been discovered in a farmer's field down the road from their house, and the farmer was threatening to shoot her. Chani and Captain D. grabbed Nay and her truck, borrowed a cow trailer from their friend Willie the farmer, and drove down into the field to retrieve the wayward pig.

The problem was, Emmy Lou was not co-operating. They had been out for three hours trying to load her on the trailer by the time they phoned us. They were fighting all 700 pounds of her and were worried sick at the same time that she would be shot if they couldn't get her to go, and three people was simply not enough manpower to do the job.

Mark and I drove down with a big bag of peanuts and spent an hour in the field, helping them coax and corral Emmy.


I should probably mention that she's not afraid to bite, and could easily kill a person by trampling them. She was hot, hungry, sunburned, and grumpy by the time we got there. The pictures look very peaceful, but honestly, we were screaming, swearing, running, wrestling, and pushing her with boards to get her onto the trailer.

Emmy Lou was also screaming, running, wrestling, and chasing cows to boot.

I joked to Captain D. that this was his Labour Party, and then I immediately felt bad. The guy was near the end of his tether - he'd been chasing his pig for two days and wrestling with her on this particular day for four hours already, in the hot sun in the middle of a farmer's cow field, with visions of the farmer's shotgun running through his head.

It was pretty intense to be that close to an angry 700 pound animal, and to reach out and smack her on the butt to get her moving, only to have her turn around and GROWL at me. It honestly took all the strength and cunning of all five of us to finally, finally get her in the trailer. She was pushed/pulled in by Mark and Captain D., and as she finally ascended the ramp screaming and writhing, the rest of us shrieked and went into gear raising the back gate. Mark came shooting out of the trailer, ran up the gate we were closing, and jumped off into the field. It was like a car chase from an action movie. Moments later, Captain D. climbed the walls of the trailer and jumped down as well. We were done!

Or so we thought.

We drove her home to her pen, nailed boards to the sides of the trailer to make a secure hallway to her fenced yard, and lowered the trailer door.

Emmy Lou didn't want to come out.


Sigh.

It took about another half hour of prying her out with a giant board as lever/sheild (it was the top of a ping-pong table, actually) while she screamed and tried to bite Captain D., and then she walked down the ramp and was home.


We all went to the house and had a beer.

What'll You Do...

... when you get lonely?

Laila!


This is our latest foster dog. She's only a young thing and still acts very much like a puppy. It's been hard for her to be in quarantine, because she's a typical Pit Bull and typical Pit Bulls love to be around people. Not stuck in an empty room listening to people on the other side of the door.


Anyway she's young, she's cute, she's friendly, and she has no obvious issues. I would think she would get adopted pretty quickly after her quarantine's over and she's spayed.

Or, in a perfect world, that's how it would be able to happen. But... for the SECOND time in a row, mere days after landing at our house, this darned dog has gone into heat. Buttercup did the same thing.

Sigh.

More blankets covering the carpets and couch. More constant mopping of floors. To make things more fun, the neighbour's extra-large young Mastiff dog is an un-neutered male, and constantly loose. I'm certain that at some point over the next two weeks we'll have to kick a 130-pound dog off of Laila while we're taking her on a walk.


Excuse me Mr. Mastiff, but she's not that kind of girl.